Your hands are dried out because you wash them every time you pee. Which is every 30 minutes.
You look through your baby gear and clothes every other day.
You have given up in the battle against sweaty pits.
There are at least 5 books about pregnancy on your coffee table or night stand at all times.
Your husband says "Are you ok?!" every time you say ow. "Yes babe, just stubbed my toe." He may also check to make sure you have your seat belt on every time you're in the car.
You know what it feels like to have a little person run their foot down your rib cage, from the inside.
You also know the awesome feeling of your baby using your bladder as a punching bag, but only when you REALLY need to pee.
You don't feel (completely) ridiculous water jogging.
You realize "pregnancy brain" may be a real symptom when you try and put your car in gear when you haven't even started it yet.
Heating pads are the best thing since sliced bread.
You dream of putting your new cloth diapers on your babe.
You dream a lot of other weird things.
You never hear "How are you?" anymore, it's "How are you feeling?"
Your neighbor finds it appropriate to tell you how big you're getting every time he sees you. Thanks man.
It's a normal thing to play worship music on your iphone and stick the headphone in your belly button.
Every time you feel movement you grab your husbands hand as fast as a ninja in hopes that he will feel it too.
Never will you go into a store and not look in the baby section.
You happy cry any time someone has a baby on tv or in a movie.
You've never been this excited in your whole life.
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