if you were my best friend...

If you were my best friend you would know...

It doesn't take a lot to get me to pee in my pants.
I look like my dad in pictures when the flash is too bright.
If you make me laugh when I have a drink in my mouth I will most likely spit it out.
There's never too much mayo on my sandwiches.
I CANNOT swim without holding my nose. (She's tried to teach me multiple times.)
I have a bad habit of interupting.
I had to "use the bathroom" before every one of my high school soccer games.
I really enjoy chewing ice.
I get aggravated when people are picky eaters.
I never have cash.
I twirl my toes when I go to sleep.
I get hot really easy.
I was hardcore "emo" in middle school.
And a lot of other weird and gross things you probably don't want to know.


If you were my best friend you would...

Be the most ambitious and intelligent young lady.
Make me laugh at any given moment.
Laugh at every one of my jokes because you always understand them.
Be there for me for anything, anytime.
Always be up to longboard, throw frisbee, play volleyball or hike.
Love your smelly little dog like none other.
Have a bear named BunBun that I totally have to compete with.
Listen to the same kind of music I do.
Sing and dance like a fool to that music.
Know who dooter is.
Be so polite.
Be really trendy and fashionable.
Be girly but tomboy at the same time.
Be my best friend since 7th grade.



If you were my best friend you would look like this...

If you were my best friend I would miss you so much.